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i feel like a walking hispanic stereotype working at this place

SCREAMS

cumberbitchsandwich:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

This’ll be great at parties

is it bad to feel like i’d rather be hit by a car than go to work?

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
Me: ...forever

flatbear:

binnielove:

Miley Cyrus For V Magazine #83 Summer 2013 

  • I’M LOVING HER BAD GIRL ATTITUDE LATELY #ImLookingForHer

#remember when everyone freaked out about that pic of her in the sheet? #because she was ALMOST NAKED OMG #now look at her #all grown up and giving slut shaming the finger #I like this Miley

 


Yes. This. You own your body, lady. And you look fierce as fuck while doing it.

marvelously-lost:

mementomoriiv:

Kevin Francis Gray - Ghost Girl

I’ve seen this posted before, but I had never seen the face

this is incredible